And, like the show itself, the stories frequently contain references to AMAZING HAIR and Champagne.

What did you make of series four readers? Who are your winners, your losers? Your, er, chumps? It's quite complicated, but also very simple. Here's what tv-ooh thought...
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Series 4: This is what we know
It's not quite here yet, but there's some new people joining, and these are some of their names...
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Series 3 episode 7: And on the seventh day God created Francis

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Series 3 episode 6: Off to Chelsea-on-sea, but we can't take Ollie
When did this light-hearted structured-reality playful telly show about good-looking posh knobs tottering about a heavily stylised and, indeed, fictionalised part of west London become a bleak and damning essay on the intricacies of modern romance and the barren self-destructive hopelessness therein?
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Series 3 episode 4: A pardy just for the sake of a pardy
"Let's have a pardy!" says Hugo, seen sporting both clean shaven and partially shaven looks in this episode, "for no reason whatsoever!"
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Made in Chelsea series 3 episode 3: Basically just girls in underwear
'Are you perving on us?' asks Millie of an awkward Francis, while she's trying on some slinky underwear. Or is she actually asking the question of the nation?
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Made in Chelsea series 3 official trailer: But what does it all MEAN? And where is Binky?

Hands up who had a minor asthma attack at the new Made in Chelsea series 3 trailer then? No, tv-ooh didn't either. But it's still all quite exciting though, so one will admit to a certain... breathlessness.
Let's look at some stills from the trailer and
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Made in Chelsea series 3 starts on March 26 and this is what we know

Series 2 episode 10: Champagne, fireworks and, like, FIREWORKS

All the cast, and some extras too but we don't care about them, all gathered outside the inevitable country house in which they were partying and drinking Champagne.
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Series 2 episode 6: Binky and Cheska - do we call them Bheska? Or Chinky? Or what?

When did Cheska and Binky's fall out become so serious exactly?
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Series 2 episode 1: Feminism look away, it's "women as cake"

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And, if truth be told, tv-ooh cannot wait for it to start. Here, then, is what is known about them "to date".
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Series 1: a verdict *awkward pause, hair toss, pouty look*

Time for Champagne toasts in an all-white trouser suit at some sort of vague summer garden party held at a big country house then, yar?
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Depending on how you look at it, watching a nearly-naked young man fondle the bark of a tree in a windy park as he poses with bananas and carrots as props, for photos which he hopes will land him work as a model, is either the zenith or the nadir of this new 'structured-reality' tv genre everyone's parping on about.
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The seven girls and five guys that make up 'the cast' of the new E4 'dramatised reality show' are all as well-groomed and potentially annoying as you'd expect, but fortunately there seems to be some humour in evidence, something which the producers should immediately develop further.
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